Interested in reading something truly awful? Awful, as in, horribly, grotesquely funny, but somehow still a published work of fiction??
Click HERE. And don't forget to read the introduction.
(By way of warning, some of you may find this a tad indecent. I find it too ridiculous to be titillating, but if you're worried, I would recommend you stay away from the second link that leads to pages 98-99)
And please tell me: Which is your favorite metaphor?