tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77948898319110729012024-03-14T07:27:07.820-07:00Pyroclastic TechniquesI started this blog on accident one day when my brain puked on a piece of paper and a poem came out. Apparently my soul needs regular eruptions on paper (or cyberspace) to maintain a healthy outlook.Quixotic Healerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14954318658731202633noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-87298023220048567682010-12-14T12:52:00.000-08:002010-12-14T12:52:19.658-08:00Psst!Dunno if you've heard, but I have a new <a href="http://haphazardoushousewife.blogspot.com/">blog</a>!Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-72493665025629364212010-11-10T12:01:00.000-08:002010-11-22T11:26:04.065-08:00In Which I Try My Photography Skills....<div style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px;"><div style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px;"><div style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px;"><br /><div style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcIMYXjMJn4Zx__o4VyduJpNrKQSektnlMsWrRw2z9aA71JE5bFl5b1Msv6nB0Gyjn4Num71Po1B6JpJ13XQVKrINcCGXAubPMlKxlznAtBw4AtGRCbDb_BvtCRZtZkwZFI7oc3olocqas/s1600/DSC00216.JPG"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcIMYXjMJn4Zx__o4VyduJpNrKQSektnlMsWrRw2z9aA71JE5bFl5b1Msv6nB0Gyjn4Num71Po1B6JpJ13XQVKrINcCGXAubPMlKxlznAtBw4AtGRCbDb_BvtCRZtZkwZFI7oc3olocqas/s400/DSC00216.JPG" border="0" /></a> </div><br /><div style="text-align: center; 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margin: 0px auto 10px;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAycY4UZhdCusOnMJ4WqJJrQabmmh8rnRLHJpsUasR7EaqWUCnMSPYH4JrqL9SBSwr8-qtVaVSffDYzzk270wAPuvcG7kV1XmG3Uj5Jiv7ejr5mzeCWv5PeP1coCMRDK_sp8b4D-UDfGZm/s1600/DSC00210.JPG"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAycY4UZhdCusOnMJ4WqJJrQabmmh8rnRLHJpsUasR7EaqWUCnMSPYH4JrqL9SBSwr8-qtVaVSffDYzzk270wAPuvcG7kV1XmG3Uj5Jiv7ejr5mzeCWv5PeP1coCMRDK_sp8b4D-UDfGZm/s400/DSC00210.JPG" border="0" /></a> </div><div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 50% transparent;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-63665121100796542522010-11-10T10:02:00.000-08:002010-11-10T12:00:17.823-08:00Oh yeah, we have a baby now...I've been remiss.<br /><br />9-9-10 we had a beautiful, healthy baby boy. Peter Isaiah was born at 2:57 pm, 8 lbs, 13 oz, 20.5 ins. (Labor/Birth post to come)<br /><br /><br />We love him :)<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSS-QEmBkX7vAN4d71DlaXdR0RiEyepzYo5raugHUvJGEXvn2QhEaUC5o9Z0fGK_E72AzoEyKlN_7Fl7iY3FT1uvbwGsXhJZrmONRHtaQgxLd9jNAwczxwbAPhqvRsfV-vEJyQlpxGMAP-/s1600/DSC00162.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSS-QEmBkX7vAN4d71DlaXdR0RiEyepzYo5raugHUvJGEXvn2QhEaUC5o9Z0fGK_E72AzoEyKlN_7Fl7iY3FT1uvbwGsXhJZrmONRHtaQgxLd9jNAwczxwbAPhqvRsfV-vEJyQlpxGMAP-/s400/DSC00162.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5537985349082124658" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEir6H7E6gA4GGN6SPsmUQhtMpkDgBNGlggFG8GJQwM3-T7oKFYjJILlZmaRDJzkx4vKNHRKvaJDI37MxnWlosZO8WwqeTrj-2elIxWI5DZoJaashyphenhyphenYqDS7z31YYtB3dwd-mVlZfGuXSs-VZ/s1600/DSC00156.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEir6H7E6gA4GGN6SPsmUQhtMpkDgBNGlggFG8GJQwM3-T7oKFYjJILlZmaRDJzkx4vKNHRKvaJDI37MxnWlosZO8WwqeTrj-2elIxWI5DZoJaashyphenhyphenYqDS7z31YYtB3dwd-mVlZfGuXSs-VZ/s400/DSC00156.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5537985339660755522" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkAhFTbamhd6R4-pfmNguI0JHta5SUQDK0WoMI8ge7JuMpvme3kRDlH084v7mWSKiinEqABXBCQDKyTgHCf_mDcnRpdh8atTbmmBAiZ-bLGZRcxonR0ttQDlg2GggAtVla4QqkHOcKOP6B/s1600/DSC00172.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkAhFTbamhd6R4-pfmNguI0JHta5SUQDK0WoMI8ge7JuMpvme3kRDlH084v7mWSKiinEqABXBCQDKyTgHCf_mDcnRpdh8atTbmmBAiZ-bLGZRcxonR0ttQDlg2GggAtVla4QqkHOcKOP6B/s400/DSC00172.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5537985357876602818" border="0" /></a>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-29688657260339070252010-07-28T13:01:00.000-07:002010-07-28T13:22:09.965-07:00The PhotoshootSome of you know that I won a free photoshoot in a contest a few months back. The Photographer, Kellie, of <a href="http://thatssoyouphotography.blogspot.com/">That's So You Photography</a>, and I agreed that, since I was pregnant, we should wait until I was closer to term and make it a maternity shoot.<br /><br />This was quite amazing, since I had been secretly wanting a maternity shoot, but didn't think I could bring myself to pay for pictures of a baby that wasn't even born yet! I had planned on hiring her down the road to take pictures of my little man, but I'm SO glad I got to have these done!<br /><br />We met at Heritage Park in Cerritos on a Saturday morning. Kellie was great. I was the one who stepped in dog doo, leaned on ant trails, and laid in bird pee. What can I say? Nature loves me!<br /><br />Anyway, enough about that, here are the pictures!!!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYcvZ1l9HWF8tgZO0kh6tBmb4lsA90DfyyMgLSSfe5cI76G0GypT5W9O7IL4VKyKsxVvK7vvriDRhsty572bO3D-vnWF5m4EdkUG5zUcPnFBrVsiukBUUw2BqnAYo8oqvRXrRmZ0AIOz9g/s1600/1.jpg"><img style="width: 267px; height: 400px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYcvZ1l9HWF8tgZO0kh6tBmb4lsA90DfyyMgLSSfe5cI76G0GypT5W9O7IL4VKyKsxVvK7vvriDRhsty572bO3D-vnWF5m4EdkUG5zUcPnFBrVsiukBUUw2BqnAYo8oqvRXrRmZ0AIOz9g/s400/1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_0feEIATOOmMlraUkvpiTZahjp71kRRFXWQN9T03Wlz5wjF3rP9urKPJfWNRbyACH7apYWKHRsqsv4XcC_rZhWS90rsQVCdVFf-yfHDla52EWfylETZ2jfxuZtqVMJGxA-OpcuOWA7R9w/s1600/2.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_0feEIATOOmMlraUkvpiTZahjp71kRRFXWQN9T03Wlz5wjF3rP9urKPJfWNRbyACH7apYWKHRsqsv4XcC_rZhWS90rsQVCdVFf-yfHDla52EWfylETZ2jfxuZtqVMJGxA-OpcuOWA7R9w/s400/2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8jB6bBZcWNeFPLkd_40p8_KzlLMGqUQM-j2XpUAY6BcICbVvot65S22mD792fLJYIRUcEj9zchNNjfBlZfsy7_r2yrLPEoqkAUcsRqq0aihgLQMCHb5IsIL832yEwWkgzjhD-l0JjdH9m/s1600/3.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8jB6bBZcWNeFPLkd_40p8_KzlLMGqUQM-j2XpUAY6BcICbVvot65S22mD792fLJYIRUcEj9zchNNjfBlZfsy7_r2yrLPEoqkAUcsRqq0aihgLQMCHb5IsIL832yEwWkgzjhD-l0JjdH9m/s400/3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz9hqy9k0X7NUkZSe46gneWtSG868hzsMridlhDLY3biEenIElXDxXCaZC_KcLyEeELISTBqz_q6NbbKc-iFsTcS_qgptJittwaemK6lZ_PyE_kAft663WudKutLZ5a1aRc1r0D7CAgarT/s1600/4.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz9hqy9k0X7NUkZSe46gneWtSG868hzsMridlhDLY3biEenIElXDxXCaZC_KcLyEeELISTBqz_q6NbbKc-iFsTcS_qgptJittwaemK6lZ_PyE_kAft663WudKutLZ5a1aRc1r0D7CAgarT/s400/4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4pNFUFn7Wy97By8Hfex41uDMn8iotAJAwuh89WhOjZ8bFD2DpQHBMOTq1-uaHYQ_eLWajbLvOxi1lqgc2B1_4FNOV7OfMs8XJsG4K5_g_5xtFKTC6gZOUUHufPsaO1JX552zVreE6_iwj/s1600/7.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4pNFUFn7Wy97By8Hfex41uDMn8iotAJAwuh89WhOjZ8bFD2DpQHBMOTq1-uaHYQ_eLWajbLvOxi1lqgc2B1_4FNOV7OfMs8XJsG4K5_g_5xtFKTC6gZOUUHufPsaO1JX552zVreE6_iwj/s400/7.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQgiOybLtfBF8r5aUP7ov2Ic6Q-AQTzeO5g-IMgADufbRESRAYB0dRlKKFkw6bcHfEbzFWmBfDGZ0-T-D9eln0fLxg8-hALNPZfEaJpQmKhyphenhyphenC7MYd68P3wbuk3pyEhcpYZcFqfn4tAVCjV/s1600/8.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQgiOybLtfBF8r5aUP7ov2Ic6Q-AQTzeO5g-IMgADufbRESRAYB0dRlKKFkw6bcHfEbzFWmBfDGZ0-T-D9eln0fLxg8-hALNPZfEaJpQmKhyphenhyphenC7MYd68P3wbuk3pyEhcpYZcFqfn4tAVCjV/s400/8.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmEvRuOLKXElck0kwE_G-RKp-yc18ClkWNau30bCGWZklf63YKhyphenhyphen6Cu4VI7Lsx1vA-BbrIa693QiumIpxf7vjW1rtfVgpuwNV9fTmRYjKX5GhyLhkLLHTKIZ2_tTQvbz6xjLCBq_OKZdOF/s1600/10.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmEvRuOLKXElck0kwE_G-RKp-yc18ClkWNau30bCGWZklf63YKhyphenhyphen6Cu4VI7Lsx1vA-BbrIa693QiumIpxf7vjW1rtfVgpuwNV9fTmRYjKX5GhyLhkLLHTKIZ2_tTQvbz6xjLCBq_OKZdOF/s400/10.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I think this one is my favorite...but I'm having a very hard time deciding!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0D59g4pJkiU2hy9EduvaLtNcUoOVFTyu_dFUAnctVG6Gp825MNwBJbqCbZA3u4zQpWLbkPGRmiIcRUiSpJ2FAAlC5lS06TAxNL5919xF0e5g5dtair2pRRoQ2tyNduDoA9cywOV9ZJGj1/s1600/11.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0D59g4pJkiU2hy9EduvaLtNcUoOVFTyu_dFUAnctVG6Gp825MNwBJbqCbZA3u4zQpWLbkPGRmiIcRUiSpJ2FAAlC5lS06TAxNL5919xF0e5g5dtair2pRRoQ2tyNduDoA9cywOV9ZJGj1/s400/11.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ack! See? I like this one too!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVR-Nupv_-xYoSKstbO-wo4XKR_50yp_TwoeBPttJWUhN4wHluBS4d59Gpgfq-jz44UDZIAR-_SuWL4NNyrq8M1D_HSJSrpOAtDXjgNqs7D203SJR75PvQ4K9VzwtaeCH5kwgZSxYp7-Pg/s1600/12.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVR-Nupv_-xYoSKstbO-wo4XKR_50yp_TwoeBPttJWUhN4wHluBS4d59Gpgfq-jz44UDZIAR-_SuWL4NNyrq8M1D_HSJSrpOAtDXjgNqs7D203SJR75PvQ4K9VzwtaeCH5kwgZSxYp7-Pg/s400/12.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpxPKK_vTl4pm_OmWa64bvik3MWVTFpX7tdVNs9_VyE_wwpI19Oa7LJgtiR8yQXCfc3cveXPEJvx3xaGE8htwHawd_mXhlFkpxb6ch3X1RDW2KnpMmS6ujvum9Yz1Y-31DxqDCDNldcP2q/s1600/13.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpxPKK_vTl4pm_OmWa64bvik3MWVTFpX7tdVNs9_VyE_wwpI19Oa7LJgtiR8yQXCfc3cveXPEJvx3xaGE8htwHawd_mXhlFkpxb6ch3X1RDW2KnpMmS6ujvum9Yz1Y-31DxqDCDNldcP2q/s400/13.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSoitZyvmr-QfJjQi-KaVPfHFBQBFax9I0rtGTVuMPVKLz5GLYX8nvVLaKTO01fmXwND19ahQ4Vsk6dAU7SM7HBvh-x07L_XQ6JU1_1eIe9bv8HlS8EUKxKNbaRai3IEtSHofVWKA-OENO/s1600/14.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSoitZyvmr-QfJjQi-KaVPfHFBQBFax9I0rtGTVuMPVKLz5GLYX8nvVLaKTO01fmXwND19ahQ4Vsk6dAU7SM7HBvh-x07L_XQ6JU1_1eIe9bv8HlS8EUKxKNbaRai3IEtSHofVWKA-OENO/s400/14.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_Rc__CfValGiwVY0CD5kHjr1MnAiQBqW7uueboZd4Ylgl5WxSLSuQMqdRJ_tQpyKOhYlC85TuMotNlA-PtwOsMNaSJ_es-tC1D6QNfdZACJbQnu8YWf4x3oKJN24Dy7ZlawgC76hf3Gjz/s1600/15.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_Rc__CfValGiwVY0CD5kHjr1MnAiQBqW7uueboZd4Ylgl5WxSLSuQMqdRJ_tQpyKOhYlC85TuMotNlA-PtwOsMNaSJ_es-tC1D6QNfdZACJbQnu8YWf4x3oKJN24Dy7ZlawgC76hf3Gjz/s400/15.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmk6Z9Gre72jnjAqDqV_4_2AVaQ7YZ0-N2OC_T-6f_IwJohqV9iFXnQfFbsVz-WFBym7tS3ehAXySE_xE9faBQzHAYIxLGy4_hQJXe6ri_CQEuICIMOatpXutUhXzZr17PtecpG04KOt6_/s1600/16.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmk6Z9Gre72jnjAqDqV_4_2AVaQ7YZ0-N2OC_T-6f_IwJohqV9iFXnQfFbsVz-WFBym7tS3ehAXySE_xE9faBQzHAYIxLGy4_hQJXe6ri_CQEuICIMOatpXutUhXzZr17PtecpG04KOt6_/s400/16.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLt3WoWE_nuNw5lNgc2BMhRLwBfYDzJtjYXalgeIGNQ4VhJx4mr2rocCfzT6jR0_rGE5hKr7sNcXf4Nl9jjq6VXUft9YxPUHygR0dI0unwcXntM22C5GILNtWDN1RDcKQSopBc0_QFkQfq/s1600/17.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLt3WoWE_nuNw5lNgc2BMhRLwBfYDzJtjYXalgeIGNQ4VhJx4mr2rocCfzT6jR0_rGE5hKr7sNcXf4Nl9jjq6VXUft9YxPUHygR0dI0unwcXntM22C5GILNtWDN1RDcKQSopBc0_QFkQfq/s400/17.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqnrFRjjkHjjw7mFb24AFSV0O60ZAhKLk_PW3morQL3W-J6LMb8DWXUpJZExiKYWatKKyMFVhfMbGEfINjW3xs_Oa7cpp_dfh6UUPqyRKTBctqSPbogzQoVmka37_riKbOldzee-7npnrI/s1600/18.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqnrFRjjkHjjw7mFb24AFSV0O60ZAhKLk_PW3morQL3W-J6LMb8DWXUpJZExiKYWatKKyMFVhfMbGEfINjW3xs_Oa7cpp_dfh6UUPqyRKTBctqSPbogzQoVmka37_riKbOldzee-7npnrI/s400/18.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />In case you didn't know by now, I don't like wearing shoes...<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwBx2wAWPm5CLap_dXpXmFpIWF8Ieil9YbHDWdbk9W7apIdwmS3Ot_wbyAle2rp3e8mOb7ik5JIw2g85ngGlUYdBDsniZr6mJ-QGdzRW-v59hoWB5b12i9jF1oNTl2Mu3ERfpHAZTkd2vf/s1600/19.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwBx2wAWPm5CLap_dXpXmFpIWF8Ieil9YbHDWdbk9W7apIdwmS3Ot_wbyAle2rp3e8mOb7ik5JIw2g85ngGlUYdBDsniZr6mJ-QGdzRW-v59hoWB5b12i9jF1oNTl2Mu3ERfpHAZTkd2vf/s400/19.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />As you can see, Kellie is a very talented photographer (not to mention a great person and friend!). I am often amazed at how good she is at photographing children, and I am excited to have her help documenting the little personalities that join our family.<br /><br />Only one more month till I get to meet my baby boy!<br /><br /><br /><div style="clear: both;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 50% transparent;" align="middle" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="clear: both;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 50% transparent;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div style="clear: both;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 50% transparent;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div> </div>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-18083284791668027082010-05-25T11:23:00.001-07:002010-05-25T12:57:41.482-07:00Rumble-JumbleI should never make open-ended promises that are online where no one (except myself) can hold me accountable. Remember poems? I might actually do them someday (who knows), so I won't apologize for not doing them, just in case.<br /><br /><br /><br />Remember how I'm pregnant? So far it's great. I'm not going to blog about that either. This blog is mostly for philosophizing and puking up angst and so far I haven't needed to do that. (Thank goodness).<br /><br /><br /><br />Confession: I have never seen Forest Gump. Or Grease. Which do you find more shocking?<br /><br /><br /><br />Confession II: I don't usually let myself get excited for movies. Either I have confidence they'll be good, so why get excited, or I have a sneaking suspicion they'll be sub-par and I don't want to get my hopes up.<br /><br />Still, there are two movies in the "Summer Blockbuster" category that I'm actually excited about. Sadly, they'll probably both be very cheesy and have bad dialogue, but hey, I'm still excited cause, well...they <span style="font-style: italic;">look </span><span style="font-size:180%;">cool</span>.<br /><br />There's The Last Airbender (See two awesome previews <a href="http://blog.redbox.com/2010/05/dont-make-me-ice-you.html">here</a>). Doesn't that just look awesome? I'm excited for way they combine martial arts with the elements. These look like fight scenes that will be enjoyable to watch, in that they are actually beautiful. (Like those space battles in Star Trek. Thank you Mr. Abrams.) <br /><br />And, of <span style="font-style: italic;">course</span>, The A-Team (<a href="http://blog.redbox.com/2010/04/i-pity-the-fool-who-doesnt-like-the-new-a-team-trailer.html"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">trailer</span></a>). I have such fond memories of that show. The creative element is so fun (and probably the reason I like Burn Notice so much). I love Liam Neeson, and I've heard good things about the guy playing Murdock. I have a special place in my heart for <a href="http://www.google.com/images?q=dwight+schultz&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=miL8S5H5L5vMNJmugYkC&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCkQsAQwAw">Dwight Schultz</a>, so this new guy better live up to expectations!!<br /><br />Those films will probably not be my favorite of the summer, but since most people don't talk about or show previews for the types of movies I love, who knows what they will be.<br /><br /><br /><br />I've been on a non-fiction kick (very strange for me). Right now I'm reading <span style="font-style: italic;">Understanding Child Development</span> by my old professor A. Lynn Scoresby. Great man, great book. I saved it from college. Nugget for the day? Did you know that your brain grows two ways? It grows based on biological cues (that you have no control over), which continue until you are fully grown/developed. But also from mental stimulation (which you do control) that can continue over a lifetime. In fact, research shows that <span style="font-size:130%;">when you keep your brain active</span> <span style="font-size:180%;">it stops aging</span>.<br /><br />Cool huh?<br /><br />The other recent thing I learned is about the<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">sensitive periods</span> that exist for human beings. These key opportunities for learning coincide with rapid physical growth. Scientists have theorized that the sensitive period for <span style="font-weight: bold;">emotional</span> growth is from<span style="font-style: italic;"> birth to five years</span>, for <span style="font-weight: bold;">mathematical</span>, <span style="font-style: italic;">birth to five years</span>, and <span style="font-weight: bold;">linguistic</span>, <span style="font-style: italic;">birth to ten years</span>. These things can still be learned after that time, but children are more susceptible to them during their early years. As an educator, this kind of makes me sad, because it is easy to pick out the children that do not have one of these learning needs met in their home. <br /><br />So, parents of the world, don't wait for your kids to start Kindergarten and expect them to thrive when they get there. If they're ready to learn something, go for it!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />Two most important things you can do? </span> (in my opinion)<br />1. Teach them about books by reading to them and making books available to them.<br />2. Have <span style="font-style: italic;">conversations </span>with them on many subjects (i.e. people, behavior, the world).<br /><br />I'm not a parent yet, but I've studied a lot about children and how they work/think/learn. You've just received my two cents.<br /><br /><br /><br />That's all for now folks. I wrote this post to prove to myself that I always have something to say and should write more....who knows, maybe I will.<br /><br />But I'm not making any promises.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-3439828960699749872010-04-07T11:21:00.000-07:002010-04-07T11:30:05.627-07:00Participate in Graduate Research....if you wanna.Hey, I just filled out a survey for a girl who's doing her thesis on Internet Folklore, specifically blogging (Yeah, for real). If you are interested in helping her, you can find the survey <a href="http://www.thekingandiblog.com/p/blogging-questionnaire.html">here</a>. The more research she gets, the more accurate her study will be.<br /><br /><br />Two participants will receive <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">$100 Target Gift Cards!!!</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br />Oh! And also, for those of you who use Google Reader, I have a new header on my blog, come check it out!Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-25214495772678650382010-04-05T13:58:00.000-07:002010-04-05T14:01:08.186-07:00Guess what?<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:380%;" >It's a boy!</span>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-57488483070077277792010-04-01T10:56:00.000-07:002010-04-01T11:03:07.811-07:00"Wee Manny," or "Posy"?When we were little, I was my Grannie's "Posy" and all the boy cousins were "Wee Mannies" (except for my eldest brother who, as the eldest, had the distinction of being her "Wee Man").<br /><br />My mother used to tell people that she had one princess and four frogs.<br /><br /><br />Now it's my turn. Whatever will we have? :)<br /><br /><br />You can VOTE over there<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" > ------<span style="font-size:180%;">></span></span>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-3463975963824759912010-03-03T15:14:00.000-08:002010-03-03T16:15:06.973-08:00From there to hereYou may remember when I felt like <a href="http://pyroclastic.blogspot.com/2009/02/perspective.html">this</a>.<br /><br />And I told you when I felt like <a href="http://pyroclastic.blogspot.com/2009/08/usually-i-let-these-sort-of-thoughts.html">this</a>.<br /><br /><br />But I did not tell very many about <a href="http://pyroclastic.blogspot.com/2009/06/waiting.html">this</a> (newly imported from my private journal).<br /><br />Not even <a href="http://pyroclastic.blogspot.com/2009/10/still-nothing.html">this</a> or <a href="http://www.scrapblog.com/viewer/vw_full.aspx?sbid=2299455">this</a>.<br /><br /><br />And certainly not <a href="http://pyroclastic.blogspot.com/2009/12/such-words.html">this</a>.<br /><br /><br />But I feel much more comfortable sharing a look into this most intimate journey I have been on, because of <a href="http://www.scrapblog.com/viewer/vw_full.aspx?sbid=1494173">THIS</a>.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-44620704299251117512010-03-03T11:13:00.000-08:002010-03-03T11:55:23.273-08:00What do you think?I've wondered lately about my life, and my <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calling_%28LDS_Church%29#Latter-day_Saints">calling</a> responsibilities in particular.<br /><br />I've fretted and worried about my abilities, or lack thereof, specifically organization, and decision making....things that do not come naturally to me, but I know are important.<br /><br /><br />So <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>must be why I was called to this position? <br /><br /><br />To learn these important lessons, to "make <a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/ether/12/27#27">weak things strong</a> unto [me]".<br /><br />But sometimes I wonder, if perhaps that's why we have councilors and secretaries, to even out the load, to fill in for each others' lack. Perhaps this is a way for weak things to become strong.<br /><br /><br />So <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>must be why I was called to this position?<br /><br /><br />To share important burdens, to <span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >jointly </span>fill essential needs.<br /><br />But also I ponder (and apparently <a href="http://blog.cjanerun.com/2010/03/improving-shinning-moments.html">others</a> do too), that perhaps I already have within me, all that is required. That my abilities, my strengths: calmness, love, innovation, knowledge, and teaching are perhaps the <span style="font-style: italic;">most </span>important things that can be given to those I serve.<br /><br /><br />And <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>is why I was chosen for this position?<br /><br /><br />To fret less about what is hard and unnatural for me, and instead to invest my time, "Improv[ing] the Shining Moments". Taking what is best about me, and giving it all my effort.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I don't know. Perhaps all three?<br /><br /><br />What do you think?Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-32741520240900607492010-02-19T17:17:00.000-08:002010-02-19T23:52:50.070-08:00In the meantime: Riddles!While you wait for me to <strike>stop procrastinating</strike> write your poems, here are some riddles to keep you busy! If you are the first to solve, there may even be a prize!<br /><br /><br />___________________________________________________<br /><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">I</span><br /></p><p>Vanguard of my family, Crowded by my enemy</p> <p>Known for equanimity, Home to anemone</p><p><br /></p> <p><p> </p></p> <p><o:p> </o:p></p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">II</span><br /></p> <p>Chosen to complete my task</p> <p>Trained in service while at home</p> <p>To serve my liege is all I ask</p> <p>Soon I’ll be allowed to roam</p> <p><o:p> </o:p></p> <p><br /></p><p>And join my sisters in their quest </p> <p>Learn to dance the aged routine</p> <p>Seek and find gold without rest</p> <p>And offer treasure to my Queen.</p><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Note: Using google is cheating, but collaborating with a friend is teamwork!</span>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-21438223204494312392010-02-12T12:51:00.000-08:002010-02-12T12:59:12.286-08:00Poetry on DemandI'm trying to be more creative, and so I'm asking for your help with an experiment.<br /><br />Do you think I could write poetry on demand? Let's find out.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Please comment and I will do my best to write about you (or another person/subject of your choice).</span><br /><br /><br />If I don't know you, leave your blog address so I can do a little spying.<br /><br /><br />I think poetry (of all kinds) is eminently appropriate for the Valentine's season, don't you?<br /><br /><br /><br />WARNING: These poems will most likely be abstract, confusing drabbles. I can't help how my mind works!Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-5018301418830284842010-01-10T16:53:00.000-08:002010-01-10T17:02:20.720-08:00We all feel like this sometimes....right?My life is filling up with wonderful, frightening things.<br /><br />I feel like God has certain things he needs me to learn, and learn fast, before becoming a parent and splitting my focus.<br /><br />I feel like I must be the most spiritual, the most organized, the most worthy, the most loving, and the most determined I've ever been in my whole life.<br /><br />I'm going to be awesome, but I'm terrified.<br /><br /><br />I've never liked hard work.<br /><br /><br /><br />There is a war within me. A war between growth and comfort, rightness and ease.<br /><br />Succeeding is so important to me, but I want it to be easy.<br /><br />Ow.<br /><br />Ow.<br /><br />Ow.<br /><br /><br />Perhaps it is a blessing I have no child as of yet. I've never been a good multi-tasker.<br /><br /><br />Hello life. Please don't hurt me!<br /><br /><br /><br />Now is the time.<br /><br /><br />Now.<br /><br />Now.<br /><br />Now.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-90542210432822432562009-12-21T01:16:00.000-08:002010-03-03T16:19:46.042-08:00Such WordsIt is interesting to be named for a woman so associated with motherhood.<span style=""> </span>I have always felt such a kinship with her.<span style=""> </span>A woman of pure virtue, a woman of beauty, I always dreamed of playing her on stage, singing songs about her, or being discovered by an artist, certain that I am the very vision of her, and must be the model for his painting.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>I also dreamed of and gloried in coming motherhood, from childhood even.<span style=""> </span>I have always been, profoundly, a future mother.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>As I grew older, I knew this to be my chosen path, more important than any career.<span style=""> </span>College was for growth, and development of talents and interests, and to a lesser degree preparation for a possible income.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>Surely I would have many children.<span style=""> </span>Why bother waiting?<span style=""> </span>All I needed was the right man, someone I could share every bit of myself with and one who desired children in the way I did.<span style=""> </span>What a glorious future!<o:p><br /><br /><br />(This pause is for laughing/eye-rolling etc.)<br /><br /><br /></o:p>Now, my hopes are so solid in comparison to my girlish dreams.<span style=""> </span>They are more specific, more based in reality.<span style=""> </span>I watch friends planning on having a few children giving birth right and left.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>We, the little family with grand plans, wait, wait, wait.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>Somehow Barren Tree is more a companion, than tiny seedling.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>And Mary…Mary!<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>My hero, my guide.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>For the first time in my life, her story gives me pain.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>The beautiful, transforming words, <i style="">“Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God. <a name="31"></a>And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb…,” </i>prick my heart.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>Please, Lord, let such words be for me.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-32109542123157869102009-12-10T13:10:00.000-08:002009-12-11T17:19:36.486-08:00Byronic: Jane Eyre as told by Alanis MorissetteIf you're not familiar with Alanis Morissette, you can listen to the original <a href="http://www.aimini.net/view/?fid=j7PveK6PsrpIt6sfVmsS">here</a>.<br /><br />And in case you wanna sing along, here's the karaoke version:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iCdhftT5ze4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iCdhftT5ze4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />(Spoilers ahead)<br /><br />"<span style="font-weight: bold;">Byronic</span>"<br /><br />A young man brooded alone<br />Waiting for someone to speak to his soul<br />Until here you come a quiet fool<br />And before you know it into his arms you’ve flown<br />And isn't it Byronic... don't you think<br /><br />Then a man shows up on your wedding day<br />Your dreams are shattered cause your fiancé<br />Has a wife in the attic that he’s hidden away<br />Who would've thought... it figures<br /><br />No matter what you do what is right<br />You pack your suitcase and tell him goodbye<br />He’s so confident that you’ll do what he says<br />But you sneak out in the middle of the night<br />And isn't it Byronic... don't you think<br /><br />Cause the man showed up on your wedding day<br />Your dreams were shattered cause your fiancé<br />Had a wife in the attic that he’d hidden away<br />Who would've thought... it figures<br /><br />Tall, Dark, and Handsome face, doesn’t mean that it’s alright<br />When he won’t give you space, and has arrogance to match his charm<br />But ”Mad, Bad, and Dangerous” doesn’t mean he can’t love<br />You till the end of time and through all obstacles<br />In your way<br /><br />A secret cousin who takes you in<br />A random inheritance gives you freedom from him<br />Then you’re hearing voices that change your life<br />Your love’s been blinded by a fire<br />Set by his crazy wife<br />And isn't it Byronic...don't you think?<br />A little too Byronic...and, yeah, I really do think...<br /><br />When that man showed up on your wedding day<br />And dreams were shattered cause your fiancé<br />Had a wife in the attic that he’d hidden away<br />You should've thought... it figures<br /><br />Tall, Dark, and Handsome face haunting your dreams at night<br />”Mad, Bad, and Dangerous” ways telling you he’s no white knight<br />He’s no white knightMary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-16067081710262489732009-10-21T09:10:00.000-07:002010-03-03T15:43:21.004-08:00Still nothing.Woke up this morning. Stretched. I've made a goal that I will put a few things away in my room every time I'm in there, even before visiting the restroom.<br /><br />On the way to my dresser, I began to sneeze. Suddenly, it was imperative that I get to the bathroom.<br /><br />I made it through the sneeze, and the second one.<br /><br /><br />WAIT! What's this? A <span style="font-style: italic;">third </span>sneeze? But! I....<br /><br /><br />I peed.<br /><br /><br />Just a little.<br /><br /><br />I don't even feel humiliated.<br /><br />It just seems un<span style="font-style: italic;">fair</span>.<br /><br /><br />I'm not even pregnant.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Then this would be a lot cooler. <br /><br />You know....as far as peeing your pants goes.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-57159243540747505422009-10-10T12:52:00.000-07:002009-10-10T13:10:42.176-07:00Spread the WordWatch THIS:<br /><br /><br /><p></p><br /><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6jSBW0BOPqM&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6jSBW0BOPqM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object><p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Does it bother anyone else that world hunger is on the <span style="font-size:180%;">Rise</span>?<br /><br />Let's get the dialog going.<br /><br /><br />How will we spread the word?<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://shirt.woot.com">This</a> T-shirt site has a weekly themed design contest. This week's theme is: "Erase Hunger, Create Hope"<br /><br />A few of the artists have even pledged half the prize if they win.<br /><br />Here are some of the most inspiring designs:<br /><br /><a href="http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=36069">1</a><br /><br /><a href="http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=35996">2</a><br /><br /><a href="http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=35995">3</a><br /><br /><br />These designers have used their talents to share the message.<br /><br /><br />What talents do you have?<br /><br />How will you spread the word?<br /><br /><br />How will I?</p>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-43451083903604307762009-09-03T14:13:00.000-07:002009-09-03T14:28:37.443-07:00If this guy can get published, so can you!Interested in reading something truly awful? Awful, as in, horribly, grotesquely funny, but somehow still a published work of fiction??<br /><br />Click <a href="http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html">HERE</a>. And don't forget to read the introduction.<br /><br />(By way of warning, some of you may find this a tad indecent. I find it too ridiculous to be titillating, but if you're worried, I would recommend you stay away from the second link that leads to pages 98-99)<br /><br /><br />And please tell me: Which is your favorite metaphor?Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-12768692764153314462009-08-21T14:15:00.000-07:002009-08-21T14:57:22.966-07:00Usually, I let these sort of thoughts pass me byAs a child I didn't think I was very pretty, not ugly either, just <span style="font-style: italic;">not </span>pretty. Either way, it didn't really concern me. As I got older, I was told my coloring was very unique, or that my big, blue eyes were beautiful, and that comforted me. I decided I was unusual. Not pretty in the classic sense, but pretty in a different sense, which, in a way, was almost better. I certainly thought my eyes were prettier than all others I'd seen.<br /><br /><br /><br />Then I met her.<br /><br />I have this friend. She kind of looks like me. Sometimes people wonder if we're related.<br /><br />We're both tall and slender, but she's taller, with thinner legs.<br /><br />We both have fair skin, but hers is acne, scar, and even freckle free.<br /><br />We have the same dark hair, hers more expertly coiffed.<br /><br />Our eyes are the same color, but hers are larger, her lashes longer and thicker.<br /><br />Her lips are more full, her eyebrows more symmetrical.<br /><br />While my face is round, hers is longer and thinner, and her cheekbones! Did you know I have a thing about cheekbones? Hers are positively regal, <span style="font-style: italic;">elven </span>even.<br /><br />We even have the same <span style="font-style: italic;">name</span>.<br /><br /><br /><br />And yet.<br /><br /><br />I could never envision a trade. There was no trait so seductive I'd give up a part of myself for it. There has never been anything about her situation that I'd trade for my own.<br /><br /><br />Until now.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Congratulations my friend.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-55379546967201375222009-08-20T14:29:00.000-07:002009-08-21T15:36:20.973-07:0025 Random Things I've DONE: Indiscretions of my Past and PresentScroll down to read the NEWLY ADDED 11 and 12!<br /><br /><br />1. For years, whenever I used the bathroom in someone <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">else's</span> house, I'd check to make sure there was no one behind the shower curtain....I've gotten over that particular fear though, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">ahuhu</span><br /><br />2. When I was 15, my friends and I would get really annoyed with the interruptions from this group of boys in our early morning seminary class. One night, when we were babysitting at the church for some Relief Society function, we brought red and pink paper and markers with us and "Heart Attacked" our classroom with Valentines to and from the two worst (we thought) boys, declaring their love for each other (I'm not saying their names cause they turned out really well, and are nice guys). We put hearts all over the walls and chairs, and we decorated the chalkboards. In the morning, we arrived to find that the teacher had left EVERYTHING up! Apparently she too was annoyed by their jokes and comments in class. All she did was erase the chalkboard that she needed for her lesson. Those poor guys....we made them look foolish and accused them of being gay....and I'm sure they never suspected the home-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">schoolers</span>!!! I never really felt bad about this....cause it was just a joke, but there were a few other times where I was just plain rude to them (Me? Yes. ME.) and I do regret that.<br /><br />3. One night after mutual (church meeting for youth), my friend discovered a pair of lacy, RED panties in the bushes by the church. Being the creative girls we were (and apparently very innocent and unconcerned with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">STDs</span>), we hatched a plan to take them and place them on the antenna of this guy the next morning at seminary. (I think we chose him because he was usually out after us, and he parked his car around the corner....at least....I hope that's why we picked him). Anyway, my friend (ah heck, who cares. It was Chrissy) took the undies home, and brought them the next day in a plastic bag. The deed was done, and we had the thrill, but no pay-off....until a week later. Fortunately, this guy happened to have a little sister who was also a dear friend. She told us the strange, and scintillating, tale of the mysterious red underwear on her brother's car (he was a good boy and went straight home to tell his mother). Poor kid, he'd probably never seen "Satan's Panties" before. Home-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">schoolers</span> strike again!<br /><br /><br />4. A friend and I once got into a fake fight on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Myspace</span>. We had discussed it, and then my friend acted on it, so I retaliated. Basically the idea was to see who were the type of people that would be curious enough to ask, and who would ignore the drama....it was kind of silly, sorry if I offended you.<br /><br /><br />5. Ooh! Another fake fight. I call this one, "YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST!" On April Fool's Day '04 my friend (later roommate) Becky and I had a shouting match in my dorm room. She promptly slammed the door and went to her room. I then opened the door, shouted, "And don't slam my door!" and then slammed my own door. Then we laughed hysterically while <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">IMing</span> each other. It turned out that only one person heard it, but I told Isabelle (Becky's roommate) about it later, and she totally believed me. Then I had to tell her I lied, cause I'm like that.<br /><br /><br />6. More <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Myspace</span>. Apparently, I am spontaneous sometimes. I decided, for some reason, that it would be funny to change my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Myspace</span> profile picture to a sonogram. I guess I just wanted to confuse people, but no one ever said anything. Maybe they assumed it was a niece or nephew....or maybe they thought I'd gotten married without telling anyone....oh well.<br /><br /><br />7. For a while, my friends and I had the habit of inserting the words in the phrase someone had just said into this form: I'll _____ YOUR ______.<br /><br />For example: "Watch out for that stop sign!" became "I'll stop YOUR sign."<br /><br />It was dumb, and usually dirty. One day a friend tried to come up with something that COULDN'T be made dirty, I think it was "Happy Unicorns." And I immediately replied, "I could make that dirty."<br /><br />Well, everyone thought that was the FUNNIEST thing. I mean, Mary SANDERS, making things dirty? Are pigs flying? (Yes I had the whole "clean mind" reputation) Truth is, I think in metaphors, so of course I can make anything dirty, just like I can make anything about life, or creativity, or education.<br /><br />Alas, I have since been known as, Mary Makes-it-Dirty.<br /><br />(Incidentally, "I'll happy YOUR unicorn" sounds VERY dirty, and I didn't even have to TRY)<br /><br /><br /><br />8. I never had a crush until the week before my seventeenth birthday, when I "fell" for my friends older brother (along with a bunch of other girls too young for him). Anyway, he arranged this singing group for church, and I totally messed up my part (okay, actually just the beginning, but still). And that's how I learned that embarrassment is a great cure for unrequited....<br />....infatuation.<br /><br />9. Ooh, ooh! More stupid things I've where guys are concerned! In college, I had a crush on a guy named Isaac. We ended up walking to school together by chance one morning, and I commiserated with him over a bad cold he had. He mentioned that he'd heard garlic was good for the immune system, and I concurred. We parted, and, being the stupid that I am, that evening I borrowed some of my roommates garlic pills (yes, she knew) and taped them to Isaac's door in a zip-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">loc</span> bag.<br /><br />Wait....here's the lame part. I left an anonymous note that said something like, "I heard you were sick, and thought you could use these." He, being the Completely <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Unsuspicious</span> guy he was (at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">BYU</span>, no less!), found me on Sunday to ask if they were from me, and thank me for my thoughtfulness.<br /><br />And....that's all. Nothing came of it. I wonder what happened to him? He was really fun/smart/nice, but didn't date any of the girls that liked him (and there were quite a few). Oh well. Wherever you are, I hope you are happy!<br /><br />10. What's that? You say you want more embarrassing stories about my former love life [lack <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">thereof</span>]? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Hmm</span>.... Well, there was Weston. He was quirky-fun and probably a genius (I've got a weakness for genius). Anyway, I liked him, and thought he <span style="font-style: italic;">might </span>just like me (we went on a hilariously fun date, but I asked....although he did play with my hair once, and let our elbows touch during the movie....). Needless to say, I was confused. It all came to a head the last week of school (deadlines make me brave, aka <span style="font-size:130%;">stupid</span>). Again, I went with the note (this time <span style="font-style: italic;">letter</span>) taped to the door. My version of brave doesn't seem very brave, does it.<br /><br />Anyway, I told him, if he was interested, he should come see me but, if not, I'd probably see him on Sunday and I hope he had a nice life. I suffered some heartache because, of course, he didn't come....that night. The following night, he called and asked me if we could talk. Let me tell you, this guy is quality. He didn't have feelings for me, but explained that he had spent some time trying to make sure. Basically, he actually <span style="font-style: italic;">thought </span>about it. Then, instead of taking the easy out I had offered him, he came to my apartment to explain in person, and <span style="font-style: italic;">try to comfort me.</span> I cannot tell you the depth of my respect for this <span>guy </span><span>acting like a</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> man</span>. I was almost glad he broke my heart, cause the way he did it was so....<span style="font-style: italic;">nice</span>.<br />We emailed a few times. Making sure to wait a week or two in between each one so neither of us would appear overeager (for completely different reasons, of course). Gradually, my feelings faded. And then, of course, I started hanging out with Chris. I actually grew a lot from the experience emotionally. It was a stepping stone to real love, by expanding my ability to feel heartache. I tend to shy away from big feelings, trying to suppress them until I feel safe.<br /><br />11. College pranks! One year I threw a St. Patrick's Day party for my roommates and some people in my ward (Ah, good old Sparks II). We watched Waking Ned Devine (One of the FUNNIEST movies EVER), and I made Irish Soda Bread (yum!). I also bought some gold wrapped bonbons from Wal-Mart (still need to repent for that....) as a sort of stand-in for leprechaun gold. I told everyone they were "Irish Bonbons" (there's no such thing that I am aware of). Little did they know that I had replaced about half of them with <span style="font-style: italic;">chocolate dipped mushroom caps!</span> I kept waiting and waiting for someone to freak out, and, halfway through the movie, Weston (See #10) went, "Ugh! That's disgusting," and, with a look of analytical concentration, promptly took another bite. Meanwhile, I was dieing of laughter in the kitchen. Everyone thought I'd gone mad, but I explained and they laughed. Then my roommate Isabelle pulled out her half-eaten "bonbon" from where she had hidden it under a cusion, not wanting to hurt my feelings!<br /><br />12. Once I left my purse upstairs after Sunday School, one of the guys offered to go get it for me, so later, during Relief Society (Women's Meeting) I wrote him a "Sunshine Note" (it was a silly/cutesy college tradition, they had someone in charge of distributing the notes), thanking him for being so nice. Then my roommate Becky asked if I had anything to eat with me (she'd get shaky sometimes from what I think was hypoglycemia). I opened up my purse to grab my half eaten granola bar, but I couldn't find it. I didn't think much of it because I lose things all the time (especially in my purse), but, after church when the notes had been delivered, Josh (just remembered his name) came over to <span style="font-style: italic;">apologize for stealing my granola bar</span>. He felt <span style="font-style: italic;">really </span>bad when he got my thank you note. I gave him a hard time (stealing on <span style="font-style: italic;">Sunday</span>, roommate with <span style="font-style: italic;">hypoglycemia</span>, etc.), but we laughed it off. Apparently he had put it in his pocket upside-down, so it crumbled all over. He left feeling properly punished, I'm sure. Of course, late that night, we removed all the wrappers from one and a half Costco boxes of granola bars and taped them to his door.<br />We just wanted to make sure he nipped that stealing thing in the bud.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-24503814591098089722009-08-12T00:38:00.000-07:002009-08-12T00:42:19.793-07:00Super! HarrySorry, I saw that hair and just couldn't resist:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsdd6okzFGAwW1L7hdCWEo3oSqCdiLFTen52zkrfUytqom7jA_fjQ81e503jce1YGErOccmU9DvIlVO6nDytlfi4MOhEN8biGoCnd-KnIlnIB4tg3Is9Pyx1BZ50yppkbvHdzbCQLj_cSK/s1600-h/Super+Harry.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsdd6okzFGAwW1L7hdCWEo3oSqCdiLFTen52zkrfUytqom7jA_fjQ81e503jce1YGErOccmU9DvIlVO6nDytlfi4MOhEN8biGoCnd-KnIlnIB4tg3Is9Pyx1BZ50yppkbvHdzbCQLj_cSK/s400/Super+Harry.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368978753457086082" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />The internet often provides me a modern outlet for my love of paper dolls.<br /><br />For <a href="http://www.paperdolls.com/pages/dressem.htm">example</a>.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-29897349160238008342009-08-10T23:13:00.000-07:002009-08-10T23:34:20.259-07:00Superheroized!So <a href="http://www.cpbintegrated.com/theherofactory/">here</a>'s a fun site I discovered through a couple of awesome blogs. Make your own superhero, and then post the link so I can see!<br /><br /><br /><br />This is me if I were a Superhero:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDf8xU_U_o6HuSw0bcRY4HGcsP9G144wEu9x2yAMlBHFqEm94K4w70SFHSdSvTAA8gYi5IPr_d4tWcIiB6AbHri3W1a79M-criUzpqRDwLeOF9WIcIqaZQU1f0GFMRdG3ooOIPNv5h-VqW/s1600-h/MyHero.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDf8xU_U_o6HuSw0bcRY4HGcsP9G144wEu9x2yAMlBHFqEm94K4w70SFHSdSvTAA8gYi5IPr_d4tWcIiB6AbHri3W1a79M-criUzpqRDwLeOF9WIcIqaZQU1f0GFMRdG3ooOIPNv5h-VqW/s400/MyHero.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368589827256488722" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This is me if I were a hot Superhero:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihYRSLZwv-zTWyLkPJDJCq6SzpWksyfDrLZHGcotr3Cimx7w3UVOyFzq8HrAuw-6lXWQFPUPvKjm60c4C4Usa4KkSwKxbUcq_365SGMC7_JnYl4X2BMhIGwgM98H3eq7Q-eamYyoyNW_2r/s1600-h/MyHero-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihYRSLZwv-zTWyLkPJDJCq6SzpWksyfDrLZHGcotr3Cimx7w3UVOyFzq8HrAuw-6lXWQFPUPvKjm60c4C4Usa4KkSwKxbUcq_365SGMC7_JnYl4X2BMhIGwgM98H3eq7Q-eamYyoyNW_2r/s400/MyHero-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368590007786574226" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This is a random one I made up:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZhF-YNIsE_Y5IYIjxTTlN3akNVunWG8_9nv-ftlpLpyqPMMLfaz-owhX7gnIutqT4cID7hMPndpvP3eZv3D5o_-XKBV1QCN6rTp3wasRKW_LOFSBFo0PuKuNmfEdveo67xdWzTWSMxAr-/s1600-h/MyHero-2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZhF-YNIsE_Y5IYIjxTTlN3akNVunWG8_9nv-ftlpLpyqPMMLfaz-owhX7gnIutqT4cID7hMPndpvP3eZv3D5o_-XKBV1QCN6rTp3wasRKW_LOFSBFo0PuKuNmfEdveo67xdWzTWSMxAr-/s400/MyHero-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368590139620676706" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And this is my awesome husband:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNbDSD3S4TR1V9e8hHSe8SpjCjK7UnqMKVSDWiYDdVBIW63YPJUCmbwOyCt6eBEQQflcD-LyAgnOPqlrfKmYx3p8bsFUt_0yXhIw_jRQ01PmXLsgvB0bkt2p5kkQ4Iv3n_zZC6rolDJL95/s1600-h/MyHero-4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNbDSD3S4TR1V9e8hHSe8SpjCjK7UnqMKVSDWiYDdVBIW63YPJUCmbwOyCt6eBEQQflcD-LyAgnOPqlrfKmYx3p8bsFUt_0yXhIw_jRQ01PmXLsgvB0bkt2p5kkQ4Iv3n_zZC6rolDJL95/s400/MyHero-4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368590268529644978" border="0" /></a>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-18421286407683225072009-08-06T08:07:00.000-07:002009-08-06T09:33:26.742-07:00Happiness<span style="font-size:85%;">"</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >I can never forget the night I thought you were dying, Gilbert. Oh, I knew--I </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >knew </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >then--and I thought it was too late."<br /><br />"But it wasn't, sweetheart. Oh, Anne, this makes up for everything, doesn't it? Let's resolve to keep this day sacred to perfect beauty all our lives for the gift it has given us."<br /><br />"It's <span style="font-weight: bold;">the birthday of our happiness</span>," said Anne softly.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><br /><br /><br />You're up too late. Husband gone to bed, and you finishing a children's book just after midnight. It was cute, funny even, but left you wishing for something more. You rise, head to the bookshelf for a midnight snack. What will it be? Frederick Wentworth's life-altering letter to Anne? Mara and Sheftu's dance of misdirection turned devotion?<br /><br />You sit, eyeing your old friends, waiting for one to speak, and come to a boxed set, untouched, unread, a Christmas gift from your mother. Unconciously, you have been saving them. You know why she wanted you to have them. You'd grown up hearing stories of her, reading Laura Ingills Wilder to get through nausea, and knew, when she presented you with a different (but equally beloved) series for your own, what they were for. There was a laugh in her eye, and you smiled. Each of you knew the other knew.<br /><br />So they sat, untouched, on the shelf, waiting for the terrible, wonderful days of change. You would read them straight through, in order, something you've never done. Yet, your hand hovers over the third volume, the one you read most as a younger adult, in those eyes, the most romantic.<br /><br />Pulling it from the box, you open the book around page two hundred. You skim through the Heroine's denial, graduation, realization, homecoming, family, friends, and then <span style="font-style: italic;">revelation</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >There is a book of revelation in everyone's life, just as there is in the Bible. Anne read hers that bitter night, as she kept her agonized vigil through the hours of storm and darkness.</span><span style="font-size:85%;">"</span><br /><br />Unconsciously, you have been trying not to break the spine, but, telling yourself not be silly, you open the book, <span style="font-style: italic;">your </span>book, wider, relinquishing a portion of your dream. This may not count for a first read, but broken spines do not equal broken traditions. Or so you tell yourself.<br /><br />There are two statements on the final page that you have heard others quote, but your eyes find something new, something you've never noticed before, and well with emotion at the words, "<span style="font-style: italic;">the birthday of our happiness</span>."<br /><br />You remember such a day of your own, a day of decision, a day upon which you were finally ready to step from fifteen months of darkness into the light of the rest of your life. Happiness is a gift, but it is also a choice. That day you were afraid, but you finally <span style="font-style: italic;">knew</span> what you wanted, and had the courage to take it anyway.<br /><br />And as you bask in the sudden peace of gratitude and love, you remember the man in the room next to you, the one who shares that birthday. The light is still on, so you are not surprised to find him as he is, asleep on his knees, head on the bed, arms still in the attitude of prayer.<br /><br />You wake him, turn out the lights, get him under the covers, and hold him close to you.<br /><br />Often, when you see the two of you reflected in a mirror, your mind seems to disown your body and, for a moment, you wonder who you are, who he is, how you came to be together. But tonight, as he pulls you close, you fall asleep remembering how it all happened, warm in your surety, safe in familiarity, spirit settled in the present.<br /><br />You've had many special days since then, a day of promise, a day of covenants, but your heart turns fondly to that day, the dawning day, of the birthday of your happiness.Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-20052921689059834322009-07-28T13:43:00.000-07:002009-08-06T09:30:24.439-07:00Great Gams AfireHey you up there!<br /><br />I know we may be embarrassingly white (and occasionally hairy) but we really aren't that bad to look at! (Are we?) We enjoy sunshine and a breeze as much as your other limbs, and really appreciate the effort you've made in the past months to wear skirts and shorts. You finally got used to us, and realized we aren't that bad! (In addition, between ballet and walking, we've never looked better!) We've seen you checking our definition and shaving more often, so admit it, you're more than tolerant, you're proud of us! We like our new look very much, so we're here to say, "Keep it up!" We understand about Monday, you just got back, hadn't been feeling well, blah, blah, blah....but what about today, huh? Get off your lazy butt (trust us, she really is lazy) and get back at it! Remember the burn? Remember the energy, the sense of accomplishment?<br /><br />Get going before we try to kick some sense into you!<br /><br />In frustration and affection,<br />Your LegsMary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7794889831911072901.post-32523177589739924902009-07-28T13:42:00.000-07:002009-08-06T09:30:56.777-07:00<div style="text-align: right;">Tuesday (July 9)<br /></div>My Dear Aunt,<br /><br />What pleasure it gave me to return from my morning walk and find your letter waiting for me! Yes, I assure you we are quite well and am glad you are all the same. I can hardly believe it is an entire year since quitting my parents home and coming to D------ with my Dear Husband!<br /><br />As to your inquiries about our neighbourhood, I can assure you our set is extremely pleasant. Only this morning <a href="http://brwrr.blogspot.com/">Mrs. L----</a> and I went on our daily stroll. We are determined (like many a modern woman) to "avoid all <a href="http://lcweb2.loc.gov/service/rbc/rbc0001/2009/2009gen0001/2009gen0001.pdf">sedentary amusements</a>." Though I shall miss our strolls when she enters her confinement, I shall still keep company with our dear friend <a href="http://sepulvedablvd.blogspot.com/">Mrs. S--------</a>. (Mrs. S is a charming lady also much interested in health and sport.)<br /><br />Things are a bit slow just now, as it is summer. We have been to a few dinner parties, but I am no longer working in the church-school. Still, I visit Grandmama each Wednesday and have read so many books that, were I not married, I'd likely become a qualified bluestocking!<br /><br />Of course you are aware that my dear brother was visiting from the East. What a dear their little Eva is. Nearly a year old and we had never laid eyes on her! Mama and I wish they had not settled so far away, but I suppose one must go where there is a living to be had.<br /> Speaking of Mama, she and Papa leave tomorrow for their tour of the Northern Coasts. They are traveling in rather a grand fashion and have had to get new clothes for all the parties and dinners they will attend.<br /><br />I do hope you will call on Grandmama while they are away, she gets quite lonely. My DH and I will be up in town for a few days, but we have several parties to attend and won't be very good company I'm afraid.<br /><br />Please give our best to all the family.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Your affec. neice,<br />M. E. P----<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Mrs. B----, Sunnyvale Park</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Inland Rivers, Kent</span></span><br /><br /></span></div></div>Mary Phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089686842306287585noreply@blogger.com1